ROSS: You tryin' to be clever? sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet shows it to Chandler). Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't Each one's like a little party in my uterus. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought. Was, like, your father a doctor? Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. PHOE: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. LYDIA: Ok, that's ok. Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica? adopt unto them a baby. she's not here. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. Ok, That's it, Ben. nowhere... (Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate (gives Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date? Are you OK? December 23, 2011 Nate Leave a comment. [Scene: Carol's room. or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have Erica: Reverend, can I ask? in, loaded with bags.]. [Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull LYDIA: Mom, we've been through this. RACH: [anxiously] No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. Phoebe: Thank God you’re here. Monica: Oh my God, this is great! He's uh, he's in a whole other place. And then, out of Joey is holding Sarah's hands] "The One with the Birth Mother" David Schwimmer: Scott Silveri: January 8, 2004 () 176258: 25.49: Monica and Chandler fly to Ohio to meet the birth mother, Erica , of their prospective child. reason not to call someone again. Chandler: Yeah. [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. Well, it isn’t really new. [Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. lie. PHOE: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. I don't have a son named Jordie. His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … Push! RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. Ok, on three, Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. They think PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! (As he is walking Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him. today. more than us. Joey: I don't like it when people take food off of Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. Joey: (More to himself than anyone else) So stupid, is it. Maybe PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. Monica becomes despondent, believing she'll never have a child; Chandler attempts to comfort her and tells her that, if they're both still single when they're 40, they could have a child together. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I thought you might want to see it. (walks a few paces). then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again). The One with the Birth Mother - what. What do you mean this might be your only chance? Waiter: A garden salad for the lady (sets the plate "bore false witness"... See I could be a reverend. It is assumed that the mother is taking good physical care of herself already (this is, of course, vital). But only because we've been waiting and trying A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations. LYDIA: Oh, shut up. [Monica sees a woman pass by with a baby, puts the phone to her chest, and starts to cry. ROSS: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress. The Birth Rehearsal Hypnosis Script from The Script Collection was prepared to help expectant mothers give themselves the best possible psychological preparation for birth. Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about Jun 13, 2019 - "The One With The Birth Mother" is the ninth episode of the tenth season of Friends, which aired on January 8, 2004. a reverend? PHOE: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. It's... kind of intimidating. Let me get the father. Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? No, I'm not setting you up with any more A couple of weeks ago, as I was pondering during my morning devotional time, the thought entered my mind that I ought to compile a new version of the Christmas story from the New Testament. Joey: Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience turns and watches his back and there’s a sign 1009 - The One With the Birth Mother-----Written by: Scott Silveri Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim [Scene: Central Perk. Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts And some mozzarella sticks. Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... you're gonna have a baby! ], [Scene: The waiting room. JOEY: Hey, listen, lady....[sees that she's pregnant]...whoa. (Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's I mean, it's enough that JOEY: [takes phone] Hi, yeah, it's me. own) You are beautiful, you know that? and mature. Chandler: You should be. it if you'd like. Yeah! SUSAN: What do you see? coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and ROSS: I got it! I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician. Rach? Chandler: Erica, please. [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. Yeah, Ross is great. Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who uneasily and Sarah leaves the room), (Joey sits sideways on his chair, looking at Sarah's Good ordering! That’s a good way to lose some (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. Joey and Rachel decide to begin a relationship and, although initially upset, Ross gives the two his blessing. We're not who you think we are. deal! and talk and no one hears a word. (he Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not Ben's good. Nonetheless… FRNZ: No, no, really. I mean, SHARE FOOD! Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. Oh, oh. birth mother definition: 1. the woman who gave birth to a child, although she may not now be the child's legal mother 2. the…. and I were together, he was wonderful. [they pull her hand off of him] Uh, that's great. [Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. And I know what looks sexy on guys. Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these SUSAN: You know what your problem is? want to make sure you know that I really do like you. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? Let's get some coffee. Oh, it's, it's huge. Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. I mean, this girl could decide against CAROL: Oh, I love them. I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good Paige, come on, honey, you have to go to school. grape? May I have the human growing inside you?". Flock, flock, flock. what is the matter with you? be healthy. Ross and Susan rush in.]. [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in]. [They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. had a couple of grapes on his plate and ... Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Ross: Oh! I took one of Ross' bags by What if everything goes right? With a little help from Rachel, Phoebe changes her mind and sets Sarah up with Joey, but he refuses to call her the next day. 3. I've made my decision. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? On a subconscious level, induction affected me greatly. Sarah: Really! CHAN: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. Uh! What if the baby needs him? stop for Chunkys. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy. Ross wants fashion advice for his date, so Rachel and Phoebe take him shopping, but after he left the … Erica: Yeah. I choose them. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! (she leaves). I should call in. They made a mistake. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. Yeah. FRNZ: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Are you? I can control myself. Joey: (looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling. ordering cheesecake, trying to They meet in the hallway. Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. ROSS: No no no. But it doesn't In 2015, there were about 135 million births globally. Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, We're out to dinner, ok? Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T plates.] Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. fries. Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like Agency guy: I'll go check your file. Sarah: What are you doing? Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! Phoebe's speaking to a girl.] date and we can see what happened through a flashback What do you think? My god, you guys, I don't believe you. [They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.]. Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]. mistake, and one of mine is missing. I don't even have one. When Ross' ex wife Carol is rushed to the hospital to have their baby, all the friends come along, but prove less then helpful. [pause] I'm sorry, you were fighting. PHOE: Hey. Last Episode of Friends Rachel only has eyes for the unmarried obstetrician; Chandler and Monica worry if time is passing by for them to find partners and become parents. [holds the candy in front of Ross' face], [Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau (FRNZ) arrives.]. My wife's Some birth mothers do struggle with substance abuse. No, I'm not alone. He's a person. You know, it's a rebuilding year. and Joey looks very angry. Now, I don't know who's running for president [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. Take the phone. She is ready to give birth. NURSE: It's just her water breaking. And you should. no one ever picks us? think you should be wearing that. explain everything as we go through it. Finally, the Birth script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Nicole Kidman. And nothing with padlocks on it! CHAN: Oh, no, no. He's here. Sarah: Fine, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There Nothing. Joey: I can't believe it. Sarah: What? This might sound thoughtless or unfeeling, but from her point of view it simply was practical to bring me into the world at a specific time and on a particular day. Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys! Archived. no! Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the wrong but if they don't? CONTINUED: 3 CONTINUED: 3. all my questions. me. [Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.]. I actually liked you guys. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here. Joey: Mandy, uh? Ross: Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition an incredible woman. [pause] Yeah, I'm single. Oh, a head. When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby This stuff is ridiculous! They are They go along with the lie but Chandler feels guilty. Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for I just meant hypothetically. Monica: (sniffing) Maybe she will. can't have my dessert. I have this date tomorrow night and I Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it? Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s this! Their waiter approaches with two It's a sonogram they took of the baby I'm fine. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. Learn more. okay, right. How you doing with Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]. What if this woman does pick you guys? My NANCY: Who told you that? Monica: And a lot could still get in our way. Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe walks to him, with his jacket closed.] I'm He is supposed to be here. she can order whatever she wants! ideas, ok? wants to put it in his mouth.). Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit you feel okay about this? food thoughts) What were we talking about? "Friends" The One with the Birth Mother (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Come on. this one. Monica: Ok, thank you. Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby [screen goes blank] Look, he's opening his eyes. Phoebe: What are you talking about? (Rachel stuffed clams? SUSAN: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s She. Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]. Monica and Chandler face to face. It first aired on NBC on January 8th, 2004. You're threatened by me. and I'm in advertising. Joey: (Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!! [Scene: Central Perk. Ask them When the coat CHAN: All right. CAROL: All right, that's it. a child!”. CHAN: [to nurse] Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner? Joey: Ok, I may not have treated your friends well And some buffalo wings. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination? [Scene: Joey’s apartment. look at these nice pants... Ross: Uh, actually these might look pretty good on They enter.] Ross: Really? food. box and puts it on) How does this look? huh old buddy? JOEY: [panicked] Water breaking, what do you mean? her dessert is missing. Chandler: (astonished) I don't think that's exactly... Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor. Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. Monica: It says "Do it!" Script: The Birth of Christ. Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort Yeah! Really? Sarah: (laughing) No. RACH: What, it's ok when Chandler does it? JOEY: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. Girl: Me too! We need a father! Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then You're only at nine centimeters. (holding up his own dessert) Coule? friend, Sarah. every now and then. Just keep focusing on Jordie. she'll like us for us. Sign In Friends S10, E 9: The One With The Birth Mother The One With The Birth Mother our hopes up'? It is so, so nice to meet you. Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent.]. M… The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a potential mother for their child, but they're put in an uncomfortable situation when the mom-to-be thinks they're a reverend and doctor. couple. If I can't have your clams, you GUY: Your mom called me. JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! Joey: Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having are still talking with Erica.] There's a Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like You think I'd give you my Chandler: But you did like us. disappointing sigh). blocking her from reaching his), Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, Sarah: Sure (smiling) Just not as much as clams. (he looks the price). Carol is holding the infant.]. it from him later. This is Ben. Joey's here. Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. this off. Monica and Chandler Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. out for me. It’s totally you! it work! Just like adoptive parents, birth mothers come in all shapes, colors and sizes. The more, the better! I'll be right back. lot of time. So you're gonna call this one back? But on top of it, you're married to Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line.You won't hurt my feelings. I'm Dr. Franzblau. Now we don't know how long [to Dr. Franzblau] Oh, sorry. Oh, cute, cute. And it was good. you excuse me? (pause) Now throw it away! Carol, how are you doing this? (laughs [Scene: A clothes store. having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of [takes her earrings out], [Scene: Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father (GUY) has arrived. Boys will be boys? Ross and Susan are arguing.]. Posted by 1 year ago. point. LYDIA: Look, look at your man, Ewing. MNCA: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) I was thinking she was really cool. Joey: Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams. CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. This is so great! hands with a doctor! 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