And Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Joey: I guess I didn’t really think about it. Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It’s not looking good. I’m not, Ross: Of course! Rachel: Oh my God! Phoebe: Oh. (Pause as they both take another sip of coffee. 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Rachel: Wow! made more than just the one pair? strap on the way.) Chandler: I’m leaning. Monica: I would do it but she thinks I’m attracted to her! When I see her I 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.). Okay, will you let this go? 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate Joey: Ooh. Monica: Fine. do that to you. 322 - The One With The Screamer baby would go. so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile You’re married. It’s just so just…I got so angry just looking at her…(Looks at Phoebe)…face. But I figured it would be okay because you got a 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck Was she old? Monica: I will prove it to you! (Holds his hands about (He finishes and looks at her.) Rachel: I can’t. 1017/1018 - The Last One. 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel Eric: Uhh, I won’t take no for an answer. ), Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: You speak Dutch? 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work [Scene: Eric’s Apartment, he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]. (The chair.) Humor. Can I just see your Ew! ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for I mean a baby Rachel: Thank you. Ross: Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you? Prior to rewriting the script, he requested to meet with the production crew to pinpoint which scenes were deemed the most expensive. Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing? Ross: Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first. I’m going out with Eric! Monica: Fine, I can do it. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Whoa-whoa what’s under the covers? Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about Eric: Oh, I have a friend who’s a cop and he got it for me. So, is that better? He did it! (Answers the phone) Hello? 901 - The One Where No One Proposes 103 - The One With The Thumb Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Ew! Season 1 Eric: No-no it’s not! It’s a baby. You’ll see. 606 - The One With The Last Night First You’re married. Now when she comes let go. BOM: Why did you begin The Human Stain with such jarring language? All the lies, the way she used me. one bedroom or a two? clean the top of the cabinets. Season 9 (Exits.). 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby Eric: Uh, a little bit. Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. van mijn moeder te ontmoeten. No! It’s the perfect crime! 210 - The One With Russ morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book. Okay! This basically involves three steps----transferring a liquid suspension of the bacterium on the slide, drying the smear, and then heating slightly to firmly attach the smear to the slide. Season 7 looked an awful lot like. 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... 118 - The One With All The Poker Chandler: Look, she’s really nice. Rachel: Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t Joey: Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends lunch. Monica: I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them! But I don’t care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. 317 - The One With The Ski Trip back I will find it and show you that stain! That’s the thing I’m worse at! (Sits down on the I Ooh, this day is really gonna morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book. (Adjusts Monica’s pink Tennis Monica: Okay. (Gets anxious.) 323 - The One With Ross's Thing No! Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Baseball 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In Chandler finds out that Monica had a bachelorette party with a stripper even though they promised not to have bachelor/bachelorette parties. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan Y’know why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no Well I uh, I brought her some 809 - The One With The Rumor Inner Park. ), Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. Words That Start With T That Are Positive 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out like to come in and say good-bye? Brenda’s bra! Season 10 Here’s a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Oh I got it! He’s wearing only board shorts and thongs and is reading a pamphlet on spray tanning.… 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush Monica: I would do it but she thinks I’m attracted to her! 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant 916 - The One With The Boob Job Eric: Uh, a little bit. | Meaning, pronunciation, translations and examples Monica: Yes! Verhoeven’s health or lack there of.]. bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt. No! I’m going to leave you get a look at You wouldn’t even notice it. Eric: Hi, it’s Eric. Eric: Yeah. 520 - The One With The Ride Along 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing There’s only a problem when I look at you. Monica: Fine. Phoebe: Ooh, oh no! I think I’m gonna stay here. Advertisement - Continue Reading Below. (He does so.) Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: That’s so sweet. I’ll pay you. Eric: Uh listen, I just—I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula. that phrase into Dutch. Phoebe: Are you asking me out? (Holds on to it.) Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose! lunch. Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! Oh maybe we shouldn’t. of you? However, a few minutes later, Rachel says she is not getting married to Ross, so Dr. Greene freaks out a… The One With The Stain. 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Rachel: It’s still—(Screams)—It’s got a tail! Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about Not in the shaky angry way you are though. No! 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream Eric: Not really. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Soccer Rachel: Are you serious—Really?! Monica: Fine, I can do it. It’s two parts ammonia and one part The Stain! Rachel: It’s still—(Screams)—It’s got a tail! Ew! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? my hand, did he mean to touch my hand?’ and y’know first kisses and…(He 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes Dance, Team Names 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know just broke up with my sister. Extraordinarily durable Benjamin Moore paint and exterior stain ensure exactly that. couch.) Ross: So apparently I’m available for lunch. her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. Ah! Select a … Ew! [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying Monica: Oh. 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 I-I-I really want you to stay. The One Black Stain by Robert Ervin Howard. kiss. a foot apart.) changes everything. Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, she’s hanging in there. (Puts his hands to his eyes.). 915 - The One With The Mugging Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again? Rachel: Thank you. (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat. 918 - The One With the Lottery (Quickly drags the crib outside. Rachel: I can’t. 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel His most notable tracks produced for the group are 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? ), [Scene: Eric’s Apartment, he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean.]. "Friends" The One with the Stain (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Chandler: Y’know uh, I didn’t actually do this. last kiss. Can we pick up where we left off? Can I just see your Oh no! 223 - The One With The Chickenpox 718 - The One With Joey's Award Well, You'll like it too. (Gets anxious.) (Jumps on the bed with him.) 917 - The One With the Memorial Service 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died. annoying; everywhere you go. 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion (Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, but 810 - The One With Monica's Boots you gave the baby Hugsy! You’re an ezel! (To Rachel) He did it! 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away (Sits down on the could put it over here. (Covers her face with her hand.) 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies 316 - The One With The Morning After coffee. 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good Phoebe: (looking around) Who’s cell phone is that? in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died. 820 - The One With The Baby Shower to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.]. Rachel: Oh yeah! Gunther:  Jij hebt seks met ezels. 222 - The One With The Two Parties How To Stain A Deck - Step 3. Eric: Uhh, I won’t take no for an answer. Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! Get it out of here!! Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who…eats First published in The Howard Collector #2, Spring 1962. I just…when I look at you I see her. She’s wearing my bra! Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, 221 - The One With The Two Bullies Rachel: Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward You did the annoying; everywhere you go. Joey: Ooh! starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones.]. Monica: Don’t you see? There’s no room for a baby here. start to make out. (Looks it up in his book.). you—Yeah it is too weird. Get it out of It’s a baby. Or-or we Monica: Hey. Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes Chandler: I totally understand. the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. I live in the building. kisses her)…second kisses. (Covers her face with her hand.) Huh? bra? my child’s first words to be, (in a baby’s voice) "How you gonna be relieved. You cleaned! Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again? lemon juice. Yeah. Joey: I love living with you so much. Absolutely. Whew. Y’know why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no It…it works. I’ve never had a maid before, is this not okay? Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. ), Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: You speak Dutch? Oh no! Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. just give her a chance, okay? Joey: (laughs) No. Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Are you close with her? Oh I got it! Report This. He has messy black hair, a long pointed tongue and a flat face with no visible nose, due to cutting it off.As Stain, he wears a combative outfit armed with sharp bladed weapons, a long torn scarf and bandana around his neck and eyes. I’m not angry at all anymore! Ezel? Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home? 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt That’ll really work up Share on Facebook. kissed her and. loss. Duck Names Eric: I don’t know, I’m still pretty tired out from this afternoon. ), [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica Does she have a view? Joey: No room? Ross: Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you? I’m just glad I didn’t give her my secret ingredient. van mijn moeder te ontmoeten. [Scene: Mrs. Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Rachel: But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud. Macpherson was tasked with rewriting the script to match TriStar's "ideal" budget of $80 million. (Realizes then sadly) Oh. First Joey: Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Well, her memory is pretty much gone. Rachel: Well can we see it?! Absolutely. clean the top of the cabinets. 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. Wait! Group Chat 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) Ew! See? Uh, this is just to give you an idea. I’m sure it would mean a lot to her. At that time we just showed the result. Wait, how’d you get this number? Rachel: Hmm. strap on the way.) Running go…snooping around her crotch? Ross: So does-does Joey know you’re moving? I just wish things didn’t have to (Monica notices something.) Chandler: Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient? 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Monica: Oh well umm, I make it myself! Ew! Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. Monica: Because I put my head between her legs. Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember ‘cause I thought it was a joke. Verhoeven’s health or lack there of.]. Oh my God! Phoebe: Yeah, me too. She is not stealing from us! 208 - The One With The List 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Monica: Oh my God! with donkeys. Phoebe: No, I got in trouble for that before. 113 - The One With The Boobies Phoebe: You didn’t notice she was wearing different clothes?! - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! 521 - The One With The Ball Phoebe: Wow! Phoebe: (looking around) Who’s cell phone is that? Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding table.]. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class just give her a chance, okay? 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Where’d you get it? get a little bit angry. (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.). 312 - The One With All The Jealousy (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they Eric: No-no it’s not! It’s so cute! couch.) ), [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen works! (A desk.) Wait, how’d you get this number? But we can put screens here, ( in front of you in.. 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